rainbowdynasty:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

Is this Ouran High School Host Club

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me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?
I kinda like this pic so you get a selfie.

I kinda like this pic so you get a selfie.

whereforeartthouassbutt:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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can we please buy her fucking flowers or pizza or something

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mauvaises:

my party trick is getting people to believe i was invited

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boy: you're insanely pretty
me: i am?
me: since when
me: what
me: who paid you to say that

polaroidparties:

yeah, I run marathons. movie marathons. 

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magnacarterholygrail:

hip-hop-influence:

onedirectionfacingmecca:

Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress? It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.Did you know that was coming? He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.Do you know why? All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past. Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.

she cold as hell

kelis is everything

magnacarterholygrail:

hip-hop-influence:

onedirectionfacingmecca:

Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress?
It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.

Did you know that was coming?
He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.

Do you know why?
All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.

But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past.
Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.

she cold as hell

kelis is everything

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